Announcer: Welcome to Meow We’re Talking, the only talk show hosted by a Pokémon!
Announcer: And here’s your host! Meowth!
Meowth: Helloooooo internet! Let me just say, it’s great to be back! Did you miss me? Of course you did! Let’s kick this show off! Tonight we have quite a group of guests! It’s all my Pokémon co-stars from the upcoming Team Rocket Movie! Put your paws together for Mime Jr.!
Mime Jr.: Mime!
Haking: Hak hak!
Buzzsaw: Buzzzz zzzz zzzz zz zzzzzz!
Meowth: And Ivine!
Ivine: Ivine vine!
Meowth: A big welcome to all of you. It’s great to have the entire Pokémon cast here, in one place.
Ivine: Vine ivine!
Meowth: You got that right, buddy! With all of us being Team Rocket Pokémon, I feel we’ve always been close, but shooting a movie together really did bring us closer, wouldn’t you guys agree?
Mime Jr.: Mime mime, mime.
Meowth: Alright, I’ve got to start things off by congratulating Wobbuffet on his earlier Bossy Award for Best Team Rocket Pokémon. I must say, I’m shocked it wasn’t me, but if it wasn’t me, then I guess you deserved it.
Wobbufet: *Holds up trophy* Wobbuffet!
Meowth: No need to gloat. Anyways, since we got the gang together, I figured I’d ask Repiv here a question.
Meowth: Okay, nearly 20 years ago, back when you were just a wee Ekans, you went on record claiming that there are only bad people, and no bad Pokémon. You’ve become pretty famous for this assertion. Now that you’re older and wiser, have you finally changed your mind?
Repiv: Repivvvv pivvv repivvvvvvvvv.
Meowth: … … … Realy? You sure about that?
Repiv: *Nods* Pivvvv.
Meowth: *Sighs* Okay, to each his own, I guess. Changing the topic, Mime Jr., I had to do some hard bargaining with James to let you stay up past your bedtime to appear on the show. How are you feeling right now?
Mime Jr.: Mime mime mime!
Meowth: Glad to hear it. Okay, and Haking, I heard you have a pretty big scene in The Team Rocket Movie. Anything you think you could tell the audience about?
Haking: Hak hak! Haking! Hak hak hak! Hak!
Meowth: Excuse me, spoilers! You should be more courteous to our audience, who know nothing about the movie and want it to be a surprise. You just gave the entire plot twist away!
Meowth: Oh well, nothing can be done about it now. Hey, that reminds me. I’ve got a preview of The Team Rocket Movie to show. Hows about we watch that thing? Roll the clip!
Jessie, James, and Meowth stand at one end of a large corridor with metal walls, roof, and floor. Jessie begins to take a step forward, saying, “Well, that device isn’t going to steal itself.”
A stern voice suddenly shouts from behind them, “Stop right there! Don’t move another inch!”
Jessie’s foot freezes an inch from the floor. She and the others turn around to see someone else behind them. With long dark blue hair and a black trench coat, it’s the mysterious Team Rocket Operative Pierce. James says, “No way! It’s Pierce! We haven’t seen you since Unova!”
Meowth adds, “Yeah, you were supposed to help us with some sort of mission in Castelia City dealing with the Meteonite. Say, what ever happened to that mission? Why was it cancelled anyways?”
Jessie asks, “More to the point, what are you doing here, and why do I have to stay like this?” She beckons to her hovering foot.”
Pierce says nothing else and pulls out a spray canister. He begins to to spray its contents around the room. As the mist of the aerosol spreads, it reveals red laser lights criss-crossing across the corridor.
Jessie leaps back once she realizes that her foot was just above one such laser. “Yikes!”
Pierce stows away the canister and states critically, “The Boss sent me here as back up, due to the importance of this mission. This room is protected by security lasers. Make contact with just one of the beams, and you’ll set off the facilities security system.” He looks them over critically. “I expected better from you three.” Without another word, he leaps forward. With a complex series of leaps, flips, rolls, ducks, and weaves, Pierce makes his way to the other side of the corridor, never once touching a beam.
Jessie, James, and Meowth watch with dumbfounded awe. Meowth comments, “This guy is unreal!”
James disagrees, “No, he’s the real deal.”
Jessie adds, “No wonder they call him ‘elite’. He’s amazing…”
Meowth: Meow we’re talking. See, doesn’t that look like a great movie? I was shocked when they told us that Pierce was going to be in the movie. I thought that guy vanished off the face of the Earth.
Meowth: Yeah, he’s from Unova. For whatever reason, you weren’t around at the time, so you wouldn’t know him. But trust me, he was one of the more interesting parts of our time in Unova.
Buzzsaw: Buzzzz zzzz zzz zz zzzz!
Meowth: Unova wasn’t that bad.
Mime Jr.: Mime, mime mime.
Meowth: Okay, yeah. It was that bad. But things got better, and now we have our own movie, so it doesn’t matter anymore. Look at that, that’s all the time we have for tonight! Thank you all for watching. If you have any questions for me, or any of my guests, be sure to leave a comment and ask. The Team Rocket Q&A Session is nearly upon us. Bye!