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Team Rocket Takes Hollywood

Cast (In Order of Appearance)

Mime Jr……………………Mime Jr.
Announcer……………….The Pokémon Narrator
Narator…………………….The Pokémon Narrator
Ash Ketchum……………..Twerp
Mystery Person 1…………???
Mystery Person 2…………???
Mystery Person 3…………???
Jessilina……………………Jessie Jessilina
Iron-Masked………………The Iron-Masked Marauder
Kid 1……………………….Random Kid off the Street
Kid 2……………………….Another Random Kid

Directed By Meowth
Filmed By James
Starring Jessie
Crewed by Wobbuffet
A Team Rocket Production

The persons and events depicted in this film are non-fictitious. Any relation or similarity to fictional characters or events are unintentional and completely coincidental. We swear.


Yuni Oha: NO! This isn’t over yet!

Jessie, James, and Meowth: YUNI OHA!?!?

Meowth: What gives, you should be stuck watching Howard the Duck right about now!

Jessie: That warehouse was escape-proof!

Yuni Oha: It was, but it’s not impervious to break-ins! Thanks to an elite team led by Jordan Osceola (Panther J) and SonicInfinity, my location was discovered and reported to some very good friends of mine. I believe you know them already.

Ash: You’re finished, Team Rocket!

Brenda: This website doesn’t belong to you!

Brock: And how dare you force anyone to watch Howard the Duck? That’s a whole new level of evil!

Jessie, James, and Meowth: *Gulp*

Yuni Oha: Let’s get my website back! Solurtle, use Blast Burn!

Ash: Pikachu, use Thunderbolt!

Brenda: Kappaqueous, Hydroshock!

Brock: Blissey, attack with Egg Bomb!

Jessie, James, and Meowth: So much for Hollywood! We’ll get you for this, Yuni Oha! You haven’t seen the last of us! Looks like Team Rocket’s blasting off again!

Team Rocket Will Return in The Team Rocket Movie.

The Team Rocket Movie Red Carpet Premiere Event

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The Team Rocket Movie Red Carpet Premiere

Jessie: We bring you live to the special red carpet premiere event for the Team Rocket movie!

James: The red carpet has been rolled out, the paparazzi is ready, and the VIPs are just about to arrive.

Meowth: Look! Pulling in right now is our first VIP! It’s the Iron-Masked Marauder!

Jessie: Mr. Marauder-

Iron-Masked Marauder: Please, call me Iron-Masked.

Jessie: Of course, Iron-Masked, as a one of the first Team Rocket operatives besides The Boss himself to have a starring role in a movie, what are your thoughts on the The Team Rocket Movie.

Iron-Masked: As you well know, my brief stint in showbiz did me little good. When it was all over, I ended up arrested and worse off than I started. If this is the movie that will finally show to unstoppable force that is Team Rocket, then I’m ready for it.

Meowth: I couldn’t have said it better myself, thanks Iron-Masked, and enjoy the movie!

James: And pulling up now we have one of our co-stars! It’s the enigmatic Pierce!

Meowth: Hey there, buddy! How’s it going?

Pierce: Please don’t call me “buddy.”

Meowth: Fair enough. In the past, you’ve refused to make a statement on your thoughts about The Team Rocket Movie. Care to give us something now that you’re about to see it as a reality?

Pierce: I am not in this for the fame or fortune. I agreed to be in this movie as a way to bolster the name of Team Rocket.

Jessie: And…?

Pierce: And, I’m afraid it will do just the opposite. *Walks away*

James: Hey, is it just me, or did that guy sound exactly the same as the Iron-Masked Marauder?

Meowth: Come to think of it, their voices are extremely similar. Strange…

Jessie: You know what’s even stranger? The next VIPs, or should I say VUPs, Very Unimportant Persons.

Cassidy: Hey, I heard that!

Butch: This is a nice gig you three got yourselves here.

James: *Scoffing* It’s the best gig, Bench.

Butch: Hey, that’s not my-!

Cassidy: In that case, we might just have to take over a website for ourselves some day.

Jessie: Don’t get any ideas, sister. We’re The Bosses number one cyber infiltration unit.

Cassidy: Whatever. Come on, Brent, let’s see how big of a disaster this movie turns out to be.

Butch: Not you too…

Meowth: Hey, look at the massive limo pulling up now!

James: Wow, it keeps going on and on!

Jessie: Such an opulent limo could only house one person!

Jessie, James, and Meowth: It’s The Boss!

James: Boss, how does it feel to know that Team Rocket’s best of the best finally has a starring role in a movie?

Giovanni: I suppose I am proud. After Mewtwo stole my spotlight in Mewtwo Strike Back, I never thought Team Rocket would get another real chance. But Pierce has made me proud.

Meowth: Thank you, thank you. You’re too-

Jessie, James, and Meowth: PIERCE!?!?

James: What do you mean by Pierce?

Giovanni: The question was how do I feel about my top operative starring in a movie, right? That’s Pierce.

Jessie, James, and Meowth: Right…

Wobbuffet: Wobbuffet!

Jessie: Well, that’s it for tonight. The Team Rocket Movie won’t be shown publicly for a little while longer, but stay tuned for more information.

Meowth: And don’t forget to ask any questions you may have for our Team Rocket Q&A Session, coming soon.

James: This has been Team Rocket, reporting live outside the world-premiere of The Team Rocket Movie, thanks for watching.

The Bossies

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The Bossy Awards

Announcer: Welcome to the first annual Bossy Awards! Everyone give a round of applause for our hosts, Jessie, James, and Meowth!


Jessie: *Blows kisses* Thank you! Thank you! This is such an honor for all of you!

James: We are pleased to be hosting the first ever Bossy Award Show!

Meowth: A Bossy is an award of great honor bestowed upon Pokémon media to show excellence in its field. This is the trophy that all other covet.


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The Blast Off

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The blast Off

Jessie: This is The Blast Off, your first and only stop for all the Team Rocket news, recent happenings, and gossip. I’m your host, the beautiful Jessie, and today we’ve got a lot of juicy gossip.

First off, ever since the announcement of the upcoming Team Rocket Movie, dedicated Team Rocket fans have been abuzz over the inclusion of the mysterious Rocket operative, Pierce.  We went on scene to try to get his thoughts on things

*Knocks on Door*

Jessie: Pierce, the fans are going crazy for you. What do you have to say?

Pierce: No comment. Leave me alone.

Jessie: Come on, I insist. You must have something to say about your major role in the upcoming movie. The fans want to know.

*Slams Door*

Jessie: Okay, that one didn’t go so well. Pierce isn’t the only member of Team Rocket we interviewed. In order to rub it in their faces get their opinion on the movie, we interviewed Botch and Cassidy.

Butch: How many times do I have to tell you! My name is Butch!

Jessie: Sure, Ben, whatever. Please tell us, what are your thoughts on the Team Rocket Movie?

Cassidy: An absolute insult to everything Team Rocket stands for.

Jessie: Excuse me!?

Cassidy: Team Rocket is a proud organization, and somehow Hollywood is choosing to represent us with our esteemed group with those three losers? Team Rocket will never live this down.

Jessie: How dare you!?!? AAAAHHHH!!!!!!

Jessie: Sorry about that, we’re back. Anyways, today in the completely unrelated Rocket Headlines, the Team Rocket paparazzi managed to snap this photo of Cassidy at a local amusement park.

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Jessie: It would seem that Team Rocket wasn’t paying enough, and that Cassidy had to get a part-time job as an amusement park mascot. How embarrassing. I know one thing, I would never be caught dead in such a ridiculous costume.

*Door Slams Open*

Cassidy: JESSIE!!! That photo was taken out of context!

Jessie: A picture paints a thousand words, and I’m simply translating those words.

Cassidy: More like mistranslating! I was in that outfit as part of a scheme to steal Pokémon!

Jessie: As if. Just be honest, we’ve got countless viewers watching live, and they all know the truth already.

Cassidy: JESSIE!!!


Jessie: Sorry about the interruption, we’re back. Continuing the Rocket Headlines, our next photo was taken in our very own Boss’ office, featuring none other than his secretary, Matori.

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Jessie: It seems that little miss four-eyes has let down The Boss yet again. Look at how annoyed he looks with her, and she’s on cleaning duty. Guess she’s getting what she deserves.

*Door Slams Open*

Matori: JESSIE!!!

Jessie: *Sighs* Here we go again…

Matori: That image is clearly photoshoped!

Jessie: Ha! That’s where you’re wrong! I don’t have enough money to afford Photo Shop!

Matori: Doesn’t matter, it’s still clearly faked! You can even see the stock photo watermarks! This is libel!

Jessie: Ha! Wrong again! Libel is written. This is clearly slander!

Matori: JESSIE!!!


Jessie: Well, that’s all we have for today. Hope you enjoyed today’s Team Rocket gossip. If you want the scoop on anymore gossip, be sure to leave a comment to be answered in today’s Team Rocket Q&A Session.

Episode 92 Review

With this episode, I finally start truly delving into a greater Team Rocket plot that I’ve been setting up from the beginning. Way early on, when Jessie, James, and Meowth first contacted Giovanni in this series, he made comments that Team Planetary was actively blocking his attempts to move operatives into the Tenno Region, implying that there was some greater plan. Then Jessie, James, and Meowth got promoted to Grunt Class II in order to better perform “special operations” in the Tenno Region. Much later, Butch and Cassidy broke into a Team Planetary warehouse, which we here learn was to steal data in order to create the trojan virus that allowed them backdoor access to the Planetary mainframe in this episode. Previously, this plot has been brought up in places few and far between, but now that thing’s are heating up, expect more frequent episodes focusing on this plot.

The other notable aspect of  this episode was the Jessie-James-Meowth/Butch-Cassidy team-up. This is something I’ve known I wanted to do since I first decided to use Butch and Cassidy (which was pretty much right away). Honestly, I find it kind of surprising that there has never been an episode where the two teams are forced to work together like this. It just seems obvious. We see them compete so often, and yet they work for the same organization. Why haven’t they had to work together?

Team Rocket Q&A Session

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Meowth: It’s here! The moment you’ve all been waiting for! We’ve been gathering your questions left in comments all day, and it’s time to answer them!

James: It’s time for the Team Rocket Q&A Session!

Jessie: Prepare to know Team Rocket like you’ve never known them before! Let’s get started, what’s the first question?

Meowth: Alright, this first question comes from the user BTH777, who asked, “What’s your favorite version of the motto?” So guys, what do you say?

James: Hmm…I supposed I’d have to say the original. We’ve made some pretty good mottoes as time has gone on, but we always end up going back to that one.

Jessie: Yeah, I can agree with that.

Meowth: Well, I don’t.

Jessie and James: You don’t!?

Meowth: No, I don’t. In fact, my favorite is the motto we used during our second time in Kanto, when the Twerp was doing the Battle Frontier.

Jessie: Why?

Meowth: Because I had more lines in that motto than any other.

James: Oh boy, are we back on that topic again?

Jessie: Just give it a break already!

Meowth: Not until you realize that I deserve just as many lines as you two get!

Wobbuffet: Wobbuffet!

Jessie, James, and Meowth: No! You don’t get another line!

Jessie: Just get read the next question.

James: Alright, Kymera asks, “Do you ever have competitions with those copycats to see who can come up with the better motto? You know, Cassidy and… Biff I think his name is?”

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Master Plan

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Meowth: You know guys, as great as it is owning a website, I can’t wait until we get The Boss in on this.

James: The Boss? What would he want with this website?

Jessie: Yeah, I don’t think this is really his sort of thing.

Meowth: Obviously you don’t understand him as well as I do then. Imagine this; The Boss is hard at work attempting to spread the good word of Team Rocket. He wants our public image to be shipshape, but incompetent fools like Bill and Cassidy just keep messing it up. But then The Boss remembers that his model Team Rocket agents recently got him total control over one of the world’s most important website.

James: World’s most important website? Don’t you think that embellishing just a little bit?

Meowth: No! Just let me finish! Anyways, The Boss logs on, and writes up a new post, placing it right on the front page for the world to see. He can say anything he wants, and the world will believe it, because if it’s on the internet, it must be true.

Jessie: Hmm…sounds about right.

Meowth: The Boss can write a post saying “Team Rocket is the greatest organization to ever live. Give them all your Pokémon today!” and the world will listen. That’s the true power of the internet. And once the Pokéballs start being sent his way, do you know what he’ll say?

Jessie and James: What?

“The Boss”: Ever since Meowth and friends made me the boss of this website, I’ve had the power to use the world-wide web to cast a world-wide web of my own. As compensation, they deserve every bit of virtual currency I can get them.

James: Virtual currency?

Meowth: Trust me, it’s the future of money.

Jessie: That’s all I needed to hear!

James: Just think about the cache!

Jessie: We’ll be rich enough to terabyte off of anything we want to eat!

Meowth: And think about all the connections wi-fi-nally will be able to make!