Announcer: Welcome to the first annual Bossy Awards! Everyone give a round of applause for our hosts, Jessie, James, and Meowth!
Jessie: *Blows kisses* Thank you! Thank you! This is such an honor for all of you!
James: We are pleased to be hosting the first ever Bossy Award Show!
Meowth: A Bossy is an award of great honor bestowed upon Pokémon media to show excellence in its field. This is the trophy that all other covet.
James: Let’s get to business!
Jessie: Our first category is Best Pokémon Film.
James: And the winner of the Bossy is…
Jessie, James, and Meowth: Mewtwo Strikes Back!
Announcer: This winner should be of no surprise to followers of Team Rocket critical reviews. This is Mewtwo Strikes Back’s first nomination and first award for a Bossy. Accepting the Bossy is the star of the film, Mewtwo.
Mewtwo: This statue offends me. *CRUNCH*
Jessie, James, and Meowth: … … … … …
Meowth: Moving on… our next category is Best Team Rocket Focused Episode.
James: And, the winner is…
Jessie, James, and Meowth: Training Daze!
Announcer: Training Daze was the only special episode nominated for a Bossy, and this is its first award. Accepting the award on the episode’s behalf is Jessie, James, and Meowth. Wait, really? Is that allowed?
Jessie: I’ll take that.
James: We’d like to thank the academy.
Meowth: We’re the academy, remember?
James: Oh, right.
Jessie: A dazzling trophy for a dazzling girl. So sparkly.
Meowth: Let’s just move on.
James: Right, our next category will be Best Supporting Pokémon.
Jessie: The winner is… no… this can’t be right… who voted for Wobbuffet!?
Announcer: Wobbuffet is a fan-favorite for sure, and known for his role in episodes such as The Wayward Wobbuffet and World-Wide Wobbuffet. This is his first nomination and first award.
Wobbuffet: *Cries* Wobbuffet! Wobba, wobba, wobba. Wobbuffet, wobba! Wobbuffet! Wobba wobba wobbuffet! Wobba! Wobba wobba? Wobbaffuet! Wobbuffet!
Meowth: *Wipes tear from eye* Beautiful speech. Truly beautiful. Bravo!
Jessie: Whatever, just don’t let it go to your bloated blue head.
Meowth: And that brings us to our final and most important category, Best Team Rocket Duo or Trio.
Jessie: The winner of the Bossy is…
Jessie, James, and Meowth: Us! Who else!?
Announcer: Not again… This Jessie, James, and Meowth’s first nomination and award for themselves, but second time accepting an award assuming it’s even allowed…
Jessie: I always knew we were loved!
James: Remember this, all you other Team Rocket duos, we are the best of the best!
Meowth: The ones you should aspire to be like!
Butch: Boo! You stink!
James: And who is the one with the Bossy, Bill?
Butch: It’s Butch! Get it right!
Meowth: Win an award like this, and maybe we will, Bith!
Announcer: And that concludes the first annual Bossy Awards! If you have any questions to ask about any of our nominees or winners, be sure to submit them for the Team Rocket Q&A!